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Fight Of The Century! | The Fox's Den

Fight of the Century!


I just heard a news story about a Kangaroo named Big Buck, who is terrorizing a neighborhood near Brisbane. I had my own experience with a badass roo that we called Gunshow, and I’ll put him up against Big Buck any day. It’s Rooweather vs. Pouchiao! But with WAY MORE ACTION!

Here is Big Buck, apparently showing off whatever muscles he thinks he has.

And here is Gunshow, who we photographed about 20 miles outside of Melbourne. He was not afraid of us, and in fact looked like he was about to come fight us if we got any closer. Pic taken from about 25 feet away.

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I don’t know about you, but I’m taking my guy Gunshow in this fight by TKO in the second round. He’ll probably mess up Buck’s other ear and leave him looking like a busted mule. I was close enough to clearly see that Gunshow was taller than I am, and I estimated 6’2″ and well over 200 pounds. They claim Big Buck is 6’5″ and 210, but sensationalist news media probably overestimates his size. I think Gunshow is not only bigger, but definitely tougher. Just look in his eyes. You think he’s afraid?

Buck looks confused, skittish, and meek. Gunshow looks like a badass, and I can assure you that he was ready to whip my ass if I kept walking forward, not intimidated by me at all. He held that stare for a good fifteen seconds, looking right into my eyes. We need to make this fight happen.

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